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I'm Kelp. You may call me Kelp. I've always dreamed of being a flash animator or music portal contributor, but for now I'll have to settle for reviewing stuff. I always try and be fair, but I'm far from perfect.

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A joke

2015-06-18 00:51:00 by KelpTheGreat

I originally posted this elsewhere on April Fool's day as a joke. I thought I'd post it here as well:

If I was the type of person to kidnap and kill children and hide their bodies in my cellar, I'd hide them behind the canned prunes, because I know the police wouldn't even get near those things.

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