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I'm Kelp. You may call me Kelp. I've always dreamed of being a flash animator or music portal contributor, but for now I'll have to settle for reviewing stuff. I always try and be fair, but I'm far from perfect.

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Let me preface this post by saying that I absolutely detest the word that I'm going to use to make a joke. I do not use it under normal circumstances, and I don't think it should even exist as a word anymore. I am in no way endorsing the usage of the word, nor am I encouraging the sentiments implied in the joke.

That being said, I did come up with a pun that is just too good not to post (imo, anyway), so here goes. I hope I don't offend anyone with it, and if I happen to get complaints about it, I'll probably just remove it.

"I heard that they were originally going to have a low-cost, no-name black actor play the title role in The Terminator. The guy had a stage name: Arnold Schwarzenigger."


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Start The Revolution 25 Points Dig up Edward Cartwright's POWER LOOM Medal Stats.
Phoned Home 50 Points Dig up the green ET Atari cart Medal Stats.
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Bad Piggy 10 Points Win Level 2 Medal Stats.
Happy NES 10 Points just Play Duck Hunt Medal Stats.
Flappy Hunt 10 Points Hit Flappy Bird Medal Stats.
Yellow Angry Bird 10 Points Find and hit the Yellow Angry Bird Medal Stats.
Yoshi Coins 10 Points Find the 3 Yoshi coins on Level 2 Medal Stats.
Super Mario Loops 10 Points Win level 1 Medal Stats.
FL Studio Stop Motion 10 Points Just play My stop motion made with Fruity Loops Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 1,018 (From 65 different games.)