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I'm Kelp. You may call me Kelp. I've always dreamed of being a flash animator or music portal contributor, but for now I'll have to settle for reviewing stuff. I always try and be fair, but I'm far from perfect.

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Q: What do you call someone who knows everything about procreation?
A: A sexpert.


Q: What do you call someone who helps your and your significant other have sex better?
A: A copulation counselor.


Q: What do you call someone who helps you get it on with a family member?
A: An incest instructor.


Q: What do you call someone who helps you find exactly where to stick it in?
A: A penetration professor.

Recent Game Medals

Like A King 50 Points Collect 6000 cogs Medal Stats.
Steam Demolisher 100 Points Kill the boss Medal Stats.
Revenge 50 Points Kill 350 enemies Medal Stats.
Steam Slayer 10 Points Kill the mini-boss Medal Stats.
Skillful Knight 25 Points Finish a level with no respawns Medal Stats.
Impossible to go alone! 5 Points Get the pitchfork Medal Stats.
Illiterate 50 Points Reach the end with the Illiterate disability. Medal Stats.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page. Medal Stats.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page. Medal Stats.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 766 (From 45 different games.)